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Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.
Author: Anonymous

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
Author: Will Rogers

Live your life as though there is great joy to be experienced... an abundance of goodness in each person you come in contact with, and the knowledge that you have enough inner wisdom to answer the mysteries that challenge you.
Author: Meladee McCarty

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it a charm.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Author: George Bush

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
This is the joke from a category: Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes