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Best quotes to send by SMS
A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in death.Author: Lucius Accius
A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.Author: Aristophanes
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.Author: Terry Pratchett
A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation.Author: Cicero
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a lifetime's experience.Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The best jokes to send by SMS
I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all
year.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to
drop
off!This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because
two feet are added to it.This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes