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Children are all foreigners.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
Author: Pythagoras

Civility is not something that automatically happens. Civil societies come about because people want them to.
Author: Jimmy Bise Jr.

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
Author: Jane Addams

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
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"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?"
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