Best quotes to send by SMS

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.
Author: Hebrew Proverb
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.
Author: Chinese Proverb
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
?
So that he can sneak up on mice !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
elephant in a washing machine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes