Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry David Thoreau Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Hebrew Proverb Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.
Author: Hebrew Proverb

George Bernard Shaw Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Chinese Proverb Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Henry David Thoreau Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
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Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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Easter jokes Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
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Elephant jokes Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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Elephant jokes What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
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