Best quotes to send by SMS

Even the great get greater by doing more of it.
Author: Colleen Wainwright
Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.
Author: Gail Pool
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Author: Henry Kissinger
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
The best jokes to send by SMS

What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley
and Yeast.
For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What's red and invisible?
No
tomatoes.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes