Best quotes to send by SMS
Colleen Wainwright Even the great get greater by doing more of it.
Author: Colleen Wainwright

Gail Pool Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.
Author: Gail Pool

Henry Ward Beecher Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Henry Kissinger Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Oprah Winfrey Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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Food jokes What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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Food jokes What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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Food jokes What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
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Food jokes Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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