Best quotes to send by SMS

Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Author: W. C. Fields
Repetition is the death of art.
Author: Robin Green
Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson
Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise
The best jokes to send by SMS

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the dogs
favourite city ?
New
Yorkie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A
petticoat !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What happened to the
dog that ate nothing but
garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross
a giraffe with a
dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes