Best quotes to send by SMS
Noah Porter Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.
Author: Noah Porter

W. C. Fields Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Author: W. C. Fields

Robin Green Repetition is the death of art.
Author: Robin Green

Burk Hudson Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.
Author: Burk Hudson

Heloise Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.
Author: Heloise

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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Dog jokes What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
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Dog jokes What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
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Dog jokes What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
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