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I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.
Author: Edmund Burke

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Author: Nancy Astor

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes