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If you have love you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it it doesn't matter much what else you do have.
Author: James M. Barrie

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed.
Author: Kanye West

If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way.
Author: Buddha

If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Author: African Proverb

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Author: Robert Redford

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes