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In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities. In the expert's mind there are few.Author: Shunryu Suzuki
In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.Author: Dutch Proverb
I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. What I want and what I fear.Author: Joan Didion
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.Author: Andy Warhol
In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.Author: Sheldon Kopp
The best jokes to send by SMS
yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"
"Yes,"
replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day".....This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
The
Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year
they predicted the general luck and
overall mood of the year by
watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears
were forward, that meant a
successful, joyous year was almost certain to
happen. But if his ears
were laid back flat against his head, it meant
that an unlucky or
very unhappy year was sure to come. One year it was
young Mary's
turn to "survey" the animal and come up with the
prediction. It was
her first time solo, and in her excitement, she forgot to
take the
key to the cage. She was late in coming to check on the gnu.
Well,
she saw the wrong ear position and predicted a bad year, when in
fact
it was quite good. To explain the error, the local newspaper ran
the following headline a year later: MARY CRIST MISSES AN HAPPY GNU'S
EAR!This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in
awe as a lion let
loose with a spine-tingling roar.
"Let's
get out of here!" said Sauer.
"Go on, if'n you want to," said
the other redneck. "But Ah'm
stayin' for the whole movie!"This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes