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Best quotes to send by SMS
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.Author: Ulysses S. Grant
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.Author: James Thurber
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.Author: Oscar Wilde
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.Author: Italian Proverb
It is not every question that deserves an answer.Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS
A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he
asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes
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more Apple jokesThis is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
Why were ancient Egyptian
children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted
her doctor.
"Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The
side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
What did the really ugly man
do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks.This is the joke from a category: Funny jokes - 50 best jokes