Best quotes to send by SMS

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Author: Knute Rockne
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
Author: Vincent Van Gogh
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Author: George Eliot
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
Author: William Feather
One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Author: Rabbi Harold Kushner
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What is a four-letter
word that ends in
'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q . what did the sign on the whore house
say?A: Beat it we are closed
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to
wait an hour
for a three minute ride
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
What should you do
if your girlfriend starts
smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Why
does a bride smile when she walks up the
aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes