Best quotes to send by SMS
Knute Rockne One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Author: Knute Rockne

Vincent Van Gogh One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
Author: Vincent Van Gogh

George Eliot One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Author: George Eliot

William Feather One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
Author: William Feather

Rabbi Harold Kushner One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Author: Rabbi Harold Kushner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dirty jokes Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
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Dirty jokes Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
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Dirty jokes Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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Dirty jokes What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Dirty jokes Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
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