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Best quotes to send by SMS
May I never miss a sunset or a rainbow because I am looking down.Author: Sara June Parker
This is the short and the long of it.Author: William Shakespeare
Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.Author: Cheryl Tiegs
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little worldAuthor: William Shakespeare
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.Author: Edgar Watson Howe
The best jokes to send by SMS
Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
Paul gas coin !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What is a goal keepers favourite snack
?
Beans on post !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
How do you stop squirrels playing football in
the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been
worse.
Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league
!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes