Best quotes to send by SMS

Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Author: Aphra Behn
Learn to value yourself, which means: to fight for your happiness.
Author: Ayn Rand
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous
Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
Author: William Shakespeare
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Author: Confucius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
expired on
it.
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama house so small you have
to go
outside to change your mind.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes