Best quotes to send by SMS
Aphra Behn Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Author: Aphra Behn

Ayn Rand Learn to value yourself, which means: to fight for your happiness.
Author: Ayn Rand

Anonymous To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous

William Shakespeare Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
Author: William Shakespeare

Confucius Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Author: Confucius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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