Best quotes to send by SMS
Benjamin Disraeli When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Bertrand Russell When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Mark Twain When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Author: Mark Twain

Bob Edwards When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
Author: Bob Edwards

Bible Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ant jokes What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
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Ant jokes What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
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Ant jokes What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
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Ant jokes What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
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Apple jokes Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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