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Best quotes to send by SMS
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.Author: Barry Neil Kaufman
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.Author: Anonymous
A man can do all things if he but wills them.Author: Leon Battista Alberti
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.Author: Oscar Wilde
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.Author: Russian Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six days just to
dig the holes to put the ladder
in.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?
A: Play
ball.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husband if they
needed to get married again.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes