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Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Author: Henrik Tikkanen

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
Author: Alexander Graham Bell

Before success in any man's life he is sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps, some failure. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and most logical thing to do is to quit. That is exactly what the majority of men do.
Author: Napoleon Hill

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.
Author: George Santayana

Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.
Author: Marie Beyon Ray

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
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