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Best quotes to send by SMS
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.Author: Sir Winston Churchill
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.Author: Ellen Goodman
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.Author: William Hutton
Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.Author: Sydney Smith
The best jokes to send by SMS
What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have
cut your throat.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes