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Best quotes to send by SMS
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!Author: Jonathan Winters
The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.Author: Charles Darwin
Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman
The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.Author: Mexican Proverb
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.Author: P. B. Medawar
The best jokes to send by SMS
How do Alaska CB radio operators say
"10-4"?
"5-5-2-2."This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who
asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted
to
start a dark room.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Slim walked into his local post office
and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN
MONTANA
"Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take
it!"This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.
Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . .
.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller
asked
if he could identify himself.
"Sure," said Izzard.
"There a mirror around here?"
"There's one on the wall right
beside you," said the clerk.
Izzard took a glance in the mirror and
heaved a sigh of relief.
"Yep!" he said. "It's me, all
right!"This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes