Best quotes to send by SMS

The older I get, the more I feel
almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow
I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Author: Henry James
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson
!
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ankansas
!
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any piece of wood !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
!
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthea
!
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apple
!
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes