Best quotes to send by SMS
Sharon Olds The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful...
Author: Sharon Olds

Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Author: Marcel Proust

Ellen Glasglow The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Author: Ellen Glasglow

Luis Bunuel I'm still an atheist, thank God.
Author: Luis Bunuel

Henry James The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
Author: Henry James

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!
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