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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
Author: Winifred Holtby

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
Author: Josh Billings

The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The tree is known by his fruit.
Author: Bible

The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.
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What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house.
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The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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