Best Cell Phones

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Author: Paul Dirac

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Author: Garry Shandling

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
Author: Anatole France

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Author: Mark Twain

Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
Author: Calvin Trillin

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home." The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
This is the joke from a category: School jokes