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Best quotes to send by SMS
The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind, even the lightest breeze.Author: Titus Livius
We learn by example and by direct experience because there are real limits to the adequacy of verbal instruction.Author: Malcolm Gladwell
We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.Author: R. D. Laing
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.Author: Jeff Marder
We must as second best...take the least of the evils.Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS
Waiter, there's a fly in my
soup !
Yes,
it's the rotting meat that attracts them !This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't eat this
meat, it's
crawling with maggots !
Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab
it as it goes by
!This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a
dead fly in my soup
!
No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes
How did you find the weather at camp?
It
was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes