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Sometimes you feel other people's pain worse than your own. We're armored against our own troubles. We can't afford to give in to despair. Then you see someone else struggling, and it breaks your... heart.
Author: Sean Stewart

Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Author: Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
Author: Steven Pearl

Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.
Author: William Shakespeare

Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
Author: John Andrew Holmes

What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes