Best quotes to send by SMS
Bob Hope People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Author: Bob Hope

Hermann Hesse People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Robert Louis Stevenson Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Richard Feynman Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman

Nickolas Muray Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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E-mail jokes How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
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E-mail jokes How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
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E-mail jokes How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
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E-mail jokes I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!
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