Best quotes to send by SMS
Martin Mull Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
Author: Martin Mull

Simone de Beauvoir It is in the knowledge of the genuine conditions of our lives that we must draw our strength to live and our reasons for living.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

Anonymous It is light grief that can take counsel.
Author: Anonymous

Frida Kahlo I think that little by little I'll be able to solve my problems and survive.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Krishnamurti It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Author: Krishnamurti

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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