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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Author: Maureen Dowd

The basis of a democratic state is liberty.
Author: Aristotle

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people.
Author: Karl Marx

The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones.
Author: Peter McWilliams

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
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Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
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What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
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What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
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