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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Author: Mickey Rooney

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Am I my brother's keeper?
Author: Bible

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
Author: Jonathan Swift

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes