Best quotes to send by SMS

Et tu, Brute.
[You also, Brutus.]
Author: Julius Caesar
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes