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Julius Caesar Et tu, Brute. [You also, Brutus.]
Author: Julius Caesar

Margaret Thatcher Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Homer Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer

Michel de Montaigne Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Irish Proverb Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
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Fishing jokes What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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Fishing jokes What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
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Fishing jokes To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
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Food jokes On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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