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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.
Author: John Adams

But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and who talk too much.
Author: John Dryden

But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.
Author: Bible

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
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