Best quotes to send by SMS

Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
Author: Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet
Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
Author: John Adams
Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
Author: Paul Rand
Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The best jokes to send by SMS

Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
No need to, it
already has its own spots!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
A short one!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping
trips?
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How did the Chihuahua disappear
on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes