Best quotes to send by SMS
Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
Author: Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

John Adams Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.
Author: John Adams

Paul Rand Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.
Author: Paul Rand

Marcel Proust Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust

Edward Bulwer-Lytton Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!
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Dog jokes How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
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Dog jokes Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
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