Best quotes to send by SMS

Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Author: Lawana Blackwell
Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
Author: Phaedrus
Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
Author: J. K. Rowling
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
Author: Joel Hawes
Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did you hear about the blonde who
brought
her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
someone had
already written on the overhead transparency?
A:
She turned it over and used the other side.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz
me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's
the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so
easy! F."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for
penicillin.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde
high-5?
A: She
smacks herself in the forehead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes