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Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.
Author: Joseph Wood Krutch

Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Author: Robert S. McNamara

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Author: Dorothy Parker

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
Author: Knute Rockne

But a somewhat more liberal and sympathetic examination of mankind will convince us that the cross is even older than the gibbet, that voluntary suffering was before and independent of compulsory; and in short that in most important matters a man has alwa
Author: G. K. Chesterton

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes