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I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
Author: Will Rogers

If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.
Author: Victor Hugo

Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.
Author: Moliere

To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
Author: Og Mandino

Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
Author: Robert Bresson

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!
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