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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Author: Penn Jillette

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Author: Publilius Syrus

My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.
Author: Hilary Duff

My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That it excels all other bliss.
Author: Sir Edward Dyer

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes