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Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Author: Bible

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Author: Matt Groening

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.
Author: Alexander Hodge

What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy says, "That's how you cut it last time"
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes