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There is no slavery but ignorance.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

It's a great medium for trivia and hobbies, but not the place for reasoned, reflective judgment. Suprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony, insults and flames.
Author: Clifford Stoll

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Author: Sam Brown

There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.
Author: James Branch Cabell

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.
Author: Virginia Kelley

What do you call a small parent? A minimum !
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vision:"
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes