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The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
Author: Daniel J. Boorstin

We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men.
Author: Edward R. Murrow

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.
Author: Albert Einstein

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
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Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time, he had learned just the right things to say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes your hips." Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. "If there's a dress here that will do all that- I'll take ten!"
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadn't started eating yet."
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