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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Author: Oscar Wilde

We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
Author: Etty Hillesum

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Author: Judith Martin

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Author: Bill Nye

Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.
Author: James Russell Lowell

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
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Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes