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We are all apt to believe what the world believes about us.
Author: George Eliot

I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
Author: Gerry Spence

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Author: Henry Ford

Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.
Author: William Shakespeare

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes