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Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Author: Iggy Pop

How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.
Author: Plutarch

No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
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Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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