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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.Author: Terry Pratchett
Live Free Or Die; Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils.Author: General John Stark
Judgement, not passion should prevail.Author: Epicharmus
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.Author: Flannery O'Connor
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.Author: Oscar Wilde
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What's the difference between a
psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of
rats!This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Two psychologists meet at their
twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while
the
other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.
The
older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening
to
other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end,
has made an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who
listens?"This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his
bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.
Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day
he stops
seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something
different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his
old client in
the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking
well-rested,
energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's
amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you
seem to be doing
much better. How?"
"I went to see another
doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he
cured me in just ONE
session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah,"
continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the
psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one
session?"
"Oh,
easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my
bed."This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how long
have you had this complaint?
What complaint?This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes