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After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
Author: Fred Thompson

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Author: Satchel Paige

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
Author: George Burns

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp - or what's a heaven for?
Author: Robert Browning

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn ess or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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