Best Cell Phones

Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes