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There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to star
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.
Author: Pierre Bayle

There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
Author: Victor Hugo

I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.
Author: Oliver Cromwell

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes