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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
Author: Harry S Truman

All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him.
Author: Sun-Tzu

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can't see NY City.
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
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How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!
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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes