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There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.
Author: Bible

Hope is the nurse of misery.
Author: American Proverb

It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
Author: Carl Sagan

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
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Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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