Best quotes to send by SMS

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis
I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.
Author: Inigo DeLeon
The best jokes to send by SMS

Who succeeded the first President of the USA
?
The second one !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight
life !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
Dates !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes