Best quotes to send by SMS
Welsh Proverb Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Author: Welsh Proverb

John Brown Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity.
Author: John Brown

Jimmy Durante Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Author: Jimmy Durante

Ben Jonson Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
Author: Ben Jonson

Bible Be not righteous overmuch
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
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Cow jokes That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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Cow jokes What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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Cow jokes What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
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Cow jokes What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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