Best quotes to send by SMS

Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Author: Welsh Proverb
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity.
Author: John Brown
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Author: Jimmy Durante
Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
Author: Ben Jonson
Be not righteous overmuch
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Is there big money in the cattle business?
So
I've herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo
Zealand!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo
Eyes!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes