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Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

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