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There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Author: Cullen Hightower

There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
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Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
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